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Privacy Policy

Updated June 05, 2025

We get it—privacy policies can be a snoozefest. But this stuff matters, and we're here to make sure you know exactly how your info is collected, used, and protected when you hang out on our site. So grab your coffee (or wine—we’re not judging), and let’s walk through it.

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​What Info Do We Collect?


If you sign up, shop, or say hi through our site, we might ask for your name, email, phone number, or mailing address. It’s all to help personalize your experience and get you what you need faster.

 

When Do We Collect It?


We collect info when you interact with the site—think forms, sign-ups, or newsletter opt-ins. Basically, only when you’re willingly giving us your details.

 

How Do We Use It?

 

We use your info to:

  • Make your experience smoother and more personalized.

  • Improve our site (because we’re always trying to be better).

  • Help with customer service.

  • Process transactions (without hiccups).

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How Do We Keep It Safe?


Your data lives behind secure digital walls, only accessible to folks with special clearance.

Sensitive info (like payment details) is encrypted with SSL tech. We do regular malware scans, just to be extra safe. Credit card info? We never touch it. That goes straight through a secure payment gateway.

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Do We Use Cookies?


Nope. We’re cookie-free when it comes to tracking. You’re welcome.

(If your browser still asks about cookies, it’s just doing its thing—you can tweak those settings yourself if you want.)

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Do We Share Your Info?


No selling, trading, or passing your data to third parties. Ever.

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Third-Party Stuff


We don’t run third-party services or sell products that’ll sneak in and collect your info. If there are links to other sites, we recommend checking their privacy policies too.

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Google Ads Disclosure


We do use Google AdSense (so you might see ads), and Google uses cookies to show you ads based on where you’ve been on the web. You can adjust that in your Google ad settings or opt out here.

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We’ve turned on:

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  • Demographics & interest reports.

  • Google and others may use cookies to see how folks interact with our ads. It’s anonymized, and you can always opt out.

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Your Rights (Especially in California)


Under CalOPPA (hey, California!), we promise:

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  • You can visit our site anonymously.

  • Our privacy policy will be clearly posted.

  • You’ll be notified of any updates here.

  • You can update your info by logging into your account.

  • We also respect Do Not Track settings in your browser and don’t allow sneaky behavioral tracking.

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Kids Under 13? Nope


We don’t market to kids under 13, and we definitely don’t collect info from them knowingly. If we ever do by mistake, let us know and we’ll delete it right away.

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What If There’s a Data Breach?


If something goes wrong, we’ll email you within 7 business days. We also believe in your right to take legal action if someone mishandles your data. (Yes, we’re on your side.)

 

About Email (a.k.a. The CAN-SPAM Act)

 

We might email you to:

 

  • Respond to you.

  • Send updates on your previous questions.

  • Share helpful info or promos.

 

We will not:

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  • Use shady subject lines.

  • Hide who we are.

  • Spam you relentlessly. 

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You can unsubscribe anytime by clicking the link at the bottom of our emails—or email us directly, and we’ll take care of it fast.

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